Confessional booth

A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in the Confessional and said nothing.

The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting.

The priest coughs to attract the drunk man's attention, but still the man says nothing.

The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.

Finally the drunk replies, ''No use knockin,' pal. There's no paper in here either."

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TGIF

A businessman got into an elevator. When he entered there was a Blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.

He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T".

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain "T-G-I-F' means "Thank Goodness It's Friday." Get it duhhh?"

The man answered "S-H-I-T" means "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday

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Little Johnny and breast milk

Little Johnny - not well-prepared - sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper.

The question directed, "Give four advantages of breast milk."

What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best:
No need to boil.
Cats can't steal it.
Available whenever necessary.

Um. So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a four-part answer. Again, what to write? Once more he sighed. He frowned. He scowled.

Then sighed again. But suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly he scribbled his definitive answer:

4. Available in attractive containers.

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