Don't go to this hospital!

A man enters the hospital for a circumcision. When he comes to, after the procedure, he’s perturbed to see several doctors standing around his bed.

“Son, there’s been a bit of a mix-up,” admits the surgeon. “I’m afraid there was an accident, and we were forced to perform a sex-change operation.

You now have a vagina instead of a penis.”

“What!” gasps the patient. “You mean I’ll never experience another erection?”

“Oh, you might,” the surgeon reassures him.

“Just not yours!”

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Lesson in life

A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs. A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.

The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. She was annoyed by his behaviour.

Shortly before landing in New York, she announced over the intercom to the entire cabin, 'Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans , please raise your hand?'

Not one hand went up .. so she took them home and ate them herself.

Men never seem to learn!

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Take me now!

She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in; She turned and said, You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
His eyes lit up and he thought, 'This is my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; Right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove.

More than a little puzzled, he asked,

'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'

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What a Tat!

A gay man decides to get a tattoo on his buttocks.

On arrival at the tattooist he spots a picture of the heavyweight boxer Evander Holyfield.

"Oh! He's my favorite darling. Can you do him on the cheek of my ass?" he asked the tattooist.

So it was done. On the way out of the store he spotted another picture on the wall, this time Mike Tyson.

"Oh, good Lord!" the queer blurted out. "I just adore Iron Mike! Can you do him on my other cheek?"

So it was done. On returning home, his boyfriend says, "Well, drop your trousers, give us a look."

He dropped his pants and showed his ass.

His boyfriend gasped and replied, "I think our relationship is over! I sure as hell ain't getting in the ring with those two.

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Interesting couple...

A man's in bed with his Thai girlfriend.

After having great sex, she spends the next hour just stroking his penis, something she had lovingly done on many occassions.

Rather enjoying it, he turns and asks her, 'Why do you love doing that?'

She replies: 'Because I really miss mine'.

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Favourite Flowers

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He addressed the man, "Can you describe your wife's favourite flower?"

Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's self-raising, isn't it?

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