Snow in Jamacia?

A lady goes on vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him, "What is your name?" "I can't tell you," the Jamacian black man says.

Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is and he always responds the same, he can't tell her.

On her last night there she asks again, "Can you please tell me your name?"

I can't tell you my name because you will laugh at me," says the black man.

"There is no reason for me to laugh at you," the lady says.

"Fine, my name is Snow!" the black man replies.

The lady bursts into laughter, and the black man gets mad and says, "I knew you would make fun of it."

The lady replied, "I'm not making fun of your name. I'm thinking of my husband who won't believe me when I tell him that "I had 9 inches of Snow everyday in Jamaica!"

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Friendly competition

There were two friends, a white guy and a black guy. One evening, they were in a bar arguing over which of them could have sex the most times in one night. They decided to settle the issue by going to the local brothel for the evening.

So they got to the brothel, paired off with a couple of ladies, and went to their respective rooms.
The white guy energetically had sex with his escort and reaching up with a pencil, marked a line on the wall. Then he fell asleep.

He woke up in a couple of hours and had sex again, albeit a little less enthusiastically. Again, he reached back and marked a line on the wall. And again, he fell asleep.

He woke up again in a couple of hours and lethargically had sex again. He drowsily marked a third line on the wall and fell asleep for the rest of the night.

The next morning, the black guy barged into the white guy's room to see how he did. He took one look at the wall and exclaimed, "A hundred and eleven? Ah man!!! You beat me by three!"

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Family outing to the Circus

A mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. When the elephants walk out onto the circus ring, the little boy asks his mother, "What's that?"

"That's the elephant's tail," she replies.

"No, under the tail," says the youngster.

The mother is clearly embarrassed and says, "Oh, nothing."

The boy turns to his father and repeats the same question. His father looks and says, "That's the elephant's penis, son."

"So why did mum say it was nothing?" asks the boy.

The father draws himself up to his full height and says, "Son, I've spoiled that woman."

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Out of the mouths of babes...

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.

Both he and hiswife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but willgive them a clue and let them guess.

The kids were eager to know what themeat was on their plates, so begged their dad for the clue.

"Well" thefather said, "It's what mummy calls me sometimes"

The little girl screams,"Don't eat it.... it's an arsehole!!!!!!!!

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Long train trip...

A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,

"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.

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Tiny sex

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.

The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again ONE, TWO,THREE...UUH!" all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did It go?" The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection."

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed."

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Denutted for our country

A guy goes to an Australian aircraft repair facility to apply for a job. The interviewer asked him "Have you been in the Services?"

"Yes" he replied, "I served in Iraq and Afghanistan".

The interviewer said "That will give you extra points towards employment. Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy replied "Yes. A mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off".

The interviewer then told the guy "OK, I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8am to 4pm. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10am".

The guy was puzzled, and said "If the hours are from 8am to 4pm, why do you want me to come in at 10am?"

"Because" said the interviewer, "here we sit around scratching our balls for two hours.....no point in you coming in for that".

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