A guy goes to an Australian aircraft repair facility to apply for a job. The interviewer asked him "Have you been in the Services?"
"Yes" he replied, "I served in Iraq and Afghanistan".
The interviewer said "That will give you extra points towards employment. Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy replied "Yes. A mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off".
The interviewer then told the guy "OK, I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8am to 4pm. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10am".
The guy was puzzled, and said "If the hours are from 8am to 4pm, why do you want me to come in at 10am?"
"Because" said the interviewer, "here we sit around scratching our balls for two hours.....no point in you coming in for that".
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