Sunday, March 25, 2007

Trip to the jewellers

A tramp walks into H Samuels Jewellers in Brisbaine one Tuesday afternoon.

He walks around for a while and then sits down on a courtesy couch provided for people choosing their jewellery. The dirty bugger then starts scratching and picking at his bum, joined by satisfing groaning sounds.

People walking in and out are understandably disgusted and notify the staff about the tramp's disgusting behaviour.

The manager goes over to him and says "What the hell do you think you are doing, you dirty bugger?"

The tramp replies - ' The sign in the window says "Pick your ring in comfort"'.

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