The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle.
He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.
"Who is the most obedient?" he asked. "Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?"
Five small voices answered in unison, "Okay, dad, you get the toy."
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A drunk sidles up to a man who is looking under the bonnet of his car in the street outside a bar.
“Whash the matter, mate?” he asks.
“Its piston broke,” says the driver.
“Yeah?” replies the drunk. “Me too.”
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