Monday, May 21, 2007

How to tell the sex of your child

A blonde, brunette and a redhead are at the OB/GYN.
The nurse comes out and calls the brunette first.
She is in the doctor’s exam room for about 30 minutes or so.
When she finally comes out to the waiting room, she is so excited.
She says, “I’m having a girl!” The redhead and the blonde ask the brunette,
“How do you know that?”
“Because, I was on the top,” replies the brunette.

The nurse then calls the redhead for her visit with the doctor.
She comes out of the exam room 45 minutes later.
She is also very excited and says, “I’m having a boy!”
The other two ask, “How do you know that?”
She says, “Because I was on the bottom.”

A couple of minutes go by and the blonde bursts into tears.
The brunette and the redhead try to calm her down.
When the blonde is finally calm, the brunette asks her,
“What’s wrong?”
The blonde sniffles and says,
“I’m going to have puppies!”

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