This sounds like a bad joke... a priest and a rabbi...

The priest and the rabbi were on a plane flying across the ocean when the plane developed engine trouble.

Everyone was doomed.

The priest turned to the rabbi and said, "Before I die there's something that I would like to know. You being Jewish and all -- have you ever tasted ham?"

"Well," the rabbi laughed, "sure I''ve tasted ham. But tell me father, before we die -- could you tell me if you have ever made love to a woman?"

The priest blushed and said, "There was this one time I gave in and made love to a woman."

The rabbi looked at the priest and said, "Beats the hell out of ham, doesn’t it?"

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