Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on the shore. She started to rub it and out popped a genie. "Oh goodie, now I will get three wishes!" she exclaims.
"No," said the genie, "You have been very bad in recent years, and because of this, I can only give you one wish."
"Let's see," says Monica, "I don't need fame, because I have plenty of that due to all of the media coverage. And I don't need money, because after I write my book, My TV show, and do all my interviews, I'll have all the money I could ever want. I would like to get rid of these love handles, though...Yes, that's it, for my one wish, I would like my love handles removed."
POOF!!!! And just like that... her ears were gone!
"No," said the genie, "You have been very bad in recent years, and because of this, I can only give you one wish."
"Let's see," says Monica, "I don't need fame, because I have plenty of that due to all of the media coverage. And I don't need money, because after I write my book, My TV show, and do all my interviews, I'll have all the money I could ever want. I would like to get rid of these love handles, though...Yes, that's it, for my one wish, I would like my love handles removed."
POOF!!!! And just like that... her ears were gone!
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