85yo in the wars

Herbie limped into the club to have a few beers with his mates.

"Wwhat's wrong, Herbie? You're looking a bit pale", said one.

"Well", said Herbie, looking a bit embarrassed, "I've been in jail for six months after being charged with rape."

"But, mate! You're eighty five!"

"That's the problem", said Herbie. "I pleaded guilty and I got six months for perjury!"

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