One day Anthony Minichello dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there St Peter recognizes him straight away, and says "Hey Mini, how would you like to play a bit of origin here in heaven"
"Whose playing?" asks Minichello
"Oh the usual the 12 apostles, Noah, David the usual crew." answers St Peter.
"OK! But I've got one question!" Minichello exclaims.
"Well what is it?" says St Peter.
"Has Matty Bowen died yet?" says Minichello.
"Why is that?" asks St Peter
"Because I'm sick of that little mongrel making me look like a fool!"
"No" says St Peter "his time doesn't run out for a while yet"
"Alright then!" declares Minichello "I'll Play."
So the first game comes around and Minichello is pretty nervous playing along side legends like Noah and the like. When he finally runs out to face the music he looks across at the other team and who should he see standing there but a little black fella with curly hair, in a maroon jersey and a number one on his back. Minichello says to himself "Can't be, St Peter said his time wasn't up yet, and we're in heaven, they wouldn't lie."
So Minichello convinces himself that it can't be Matty Bowen and the game starts. First kick down field by the blues is caught by this Matty Bowen look alike. He then proceeds to step everyone, chip over Minichello's head and scores.
This happens a few more times and finally Minichello is pretty angry and decides that St Peter must have lied. So at halftime Minichello grabs St Peter and says, "I thought you told me that Matty Bowen wasn't in heaven yet?"
"He isn't," says St Peter "Are you calling me a liar?"
"I am," says Minichello now nearly crying with despair and pointing at the maroon’s number one and saying "Are you telling me that’s, not Matty Bowen?"
St Peter follows Minichello's pointing finger and burst out laughing and says "Oh! That's GOD he just thinks he's Matty Bowen.
"Whose playing?" asks Minichello
"Oh the usual the 12 apostles, Noah, David the usual crew." answers St Peter.
"OK! But I've got one question!" Minichello exclaims.
"Well what is it?" says St Peter.
"Has Matty Bowen died yet?" says Minichello.
"Why is that?" asks St Peter
"Because I'm sick of that little mongrel making me look like a fool!"
"No" says St Peter "his time doesn't run out for a while yet"
"Alright then!" declares Minichello "I'll Play."
So the first game comes around and Minichello is pretty nervous playing along side legends like Noah and the like. When he finally runs out to face the music he looks across at the other team and who should he see standing there but a little black fella with curly hair, in a maroon jersey and a number one on his back. Minichello says to himself "Can't be, St Peter said his time wasn't up yet, and we're in heaven, they wouldn't lie."
So Minichello convinces himself that it can't be Matty Bowen and the game starts. First kick down field by the blues is caught by this Matty Bowen look alike. He then proceeds to step everyone, chip over Minichello's head and scores.
This happens a few more times and finally Minichello is pretty angry and decides that St Peter must have lied. So at halftime Minichello grabs St Peter and says, "I thought you told me that Matty Bowen wasn't in heaven yet?"
"He isn't," says St Peter "Are you calling me a liar?"
"I am," says Minichello now nearly crying with despair and pointing at the maroon’s number one and saying "Are you telling me that’s, not Matty Bowen?"
St Peter follows Minichello's pointing finger and burst out laughing and says "Oh! That's GOD he just thinks he's Matty Bowen.
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