How not to spend your eternal life...

A woman visits her last husband at the funeral parlour. When she sees him, she starts crying.


“He’s wearing a black suit,” she tells the undertaker. “It was his last wish to be buried in blue.”


The undertaker apologises, saying that it’s standard to put bodies in a black suit, but he’ll see what he can arrange.


Next day, the woman returns and there is her husband in a blue suit.


“That’s wonderful”, she says. “Where did you get it?”


“After you left,” says the undertaker, “a man about your husband’s size was brought in wearing a blue suit. His wife said he wanted to be buried in black and asked if there was anything we could do.”


The woman smiles gratefully.


“After that,” the undertaker continues, “it was simply a matter of swapping the heads.”

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