My dad is the best!

Three boys are bragging about their fathers.


The first kid says, “My dad can shoot an arrow and reach the target before the arrow does!”


The second kid says, “Well, my dad’s a hunter and he can fire his gun and be there before the bullet!”


“That’s nothing,” says the third kid. “My dad works for the council. He stops working at 4:30 and gets home by 3:45.”

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