3 mysterious deaths

Three bodies turned up at the morgue. All with smiles on their faces.

The coroner calls the police to explain how they died and what happened.

"First body Frenchman, 60 died of heart failure while making love to his Mistress Hence the enormous smile Inspector" Says the coroner

Second body, Scotsman, 25,won a thousand pounds on the Lottery spent it all on whisky. Drank himself to death. Hence the smile'

The Inspector said "What of the third body?

"Ah" Says the coroner, This is the most unusual one. Paddy from Dublin 30, Struck by lightning

"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector?
The coroner replied "Thought he was having his picture taken

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