New at the nookie

A girl takes her boyfriend home, they go into the bedroom and she immediately suggests that they do 69

"69? What the hell is that?", the boy asked the girl.

Realizing that he wasn't experienced, she tells him. "I place my head between your legs and you place yours between mine."

Still not knowing what she was talking about, and not wanting to ruin the moment, the boy agrees.

Just as they get into position, the girl accidentally lets out a big loud and smelly fart.
The boy gagging, and dragging himself out from position, rolls over to one side of the bed surprised at what had just happened.

The girl extremely embarrassed asked him to forgive her, said it would not happen again, and they get back into position. Again, she lets another big one out.

The boy gets up without saying a word, still with a horrifying look in his face begins to get dressed.

"What is wrong? Why are you leaving?", the girl asked.

To which the boy responded. "If you think that I am going to stick around for the other 67 you're f*cked up in the head!"

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