Sunday, May 13, 2007

How to go fishing, guilt free

First guy fishing: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that i will paint every room in the house next weekend."

Second guy fishing: " That's nothing. I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."

Third guy fishing: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."

Fourth guy fishing: I just set my alarm for 5.30am. When it went off I give the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex" and she said, "Wear a jumper."

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