A pharmacist walks into a drugstore to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.
He asks the clerk, "What's with the guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk responds, "He came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The wide-eyed pharmacist shouts, "You Moron! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!"
The clerk calmly responds, "Of course you can. Look at him - he's afraid to cough!"
He asks the clerk, "What's with the guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk responds, "He came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The wide-eyed pharmacist shouts, "You Moron! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!"
The clerk calmly responds, "Of course you can. Look at him - he's afraid to cough!"
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