Sponsored comdoms

What if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable and companies would probably advertise more openly.

Nike Condoms: Just do it.

Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling!

Ford Condoms: The ride of your life

Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today?

Optus Condoms: Yes!

KFC Condoms: Finger Lickin' Good

M&M's Condoms: Melt in your mouth, not in your hands

Duracell Condoms: Keep going and going and going

Pringles Condoms: Once you pop you can't stop

Sydney Olympic Condoms: Share the Spirit

Hyundai Condoms: All day, every day

Tip Top Condoms: Good onya mum - (available in (Tasmania only)

Panasonic Condoms: Even more than you expected

VB Condoms: As a matter of fact, I've got one now

Swan Lager Condoms: They said you'd never make it....

Vegemite Condoms: Puts a rose in every cheek

Levi Condoms: Do you fit the legend?

Nescafe Condoms: It brings you together.

Quicken Condoms: Quicken.Easy

The following brands would probably not sell very well.....

Mitsubishi Condoms: Please consider

AFL Condoms: I'd Like to See That

Goodyear Condoms: If it only saves you once a year....

Samboy Condoms: The flavour really hits you

RTA Condoms: Speed kills

Nobby's Condoms: Nibble Nobby's Nuts

Bolle Condoms: Put them on your face

Kahlua Condoms: Drink the rhythm

Aussie Homeloans Condoms: We'll save you

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