This guy walks into a bar with a monkey.
He sits at the bar and orders a drink, while the monkey jumps around. The monkey spies the peanuts on the bar, runs up and scoffs the lot, then jumps to the billiard table.
He spots the balls on the table and promptly picks up the white ball and swallows it.
This outrages the bar tender and the players so the guy offers to pay for a new set of balls, After he settles up he leaves.
Next week he’s back with the monkey,
When he orders a drink at the bar there is a scuffle in the corner and some yelling, so he and the bartender go over, They ask what’s going on.
“The monkey just picked up a cherry from our drink, shoved it up his backside, pulled it out and ate it.”
The Bartender looks at the guy.
“Well, after the billiard ball, he checks everything for size first….
He sits at the bar and orders a drink, while the monkey jumps around. The monkey spies the peanuts on the bar, runs up and scoffs the lot, then jumps to the billiard table.
He spots the balls on the table and promptly picks up the white ball and swallows it.
This outrages the bar tender and the players so the guy offers to pay for a new set of balls, After he settles up he leaves.
Next week he’s back with the monkey,
When he orders a drink at the bar there is a scuffle in the corner and some yelling, so he and the bartender go over, They ask what’s going on.
“The monkey just picked up a cherry from our drink, shoved it up his backside, pulled it out and ate it.”
The Bartender looks at the guy.
“Well, after the billiard ball, he checks everything for size first….
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