Not another kiwi joke

Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde Swiss girl.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: "The Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek."

The Kiwi thinks: "The Australian bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead."

The blonde Swiss girl thinks: "That Kiwi guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek."

The Australian thinks: "I can't wait for another tunnel so I can smack that Kiwi again!"

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