A talented duck

A duck walks into a bar and orders a pint and a ham sandwich. The landlord looks at him and says, "But you're a duck "

"I see your eyes are working," replies the duck.

"And you talk!" replies the landlord.

"I see your ears are working too," says the duck. "Now can I have my beer and sandwich please?"

The duck explains that he has been working on a building site across the road, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves. This continues for 2 weeks. Then one day the circus comes to town.

The ringleader of the circus comes to the pub and the landlord says to him, "You're with the circus aren't you? I know this duck that would be just brilliant in your circus; he talks, drinks beer and everything".

"Sounds brilliant," says the ringleader "get him to give me a call".

So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the landlord says "Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money".

"Yeah? Says the duck. "Sounds great, where is it? "

"At the circus," says the landlord.

"The circus?" the duck enquires.

"That's right, the circus," says the landlord.

"That place with the big tent, with all the animals, with the big canvas roof with the hole in the middle?" says the duck.

"That's right" says the landlord.

The duck looked confused, "What the f*ck would they want with a plasterer?"

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