A soldier ran up to a nun.
Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."
The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq".
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs."
The nun replied," If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."
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