A woman walks by a petshop. A parrot in a cage in front of the store says "Hey lady, you are so ugly. You are the ugliest woman I've ever seen."
The woman doesn't respond and goes on to work.
On her way home, she walks past the parrot, and the parrot says "Hey Lady, Oh my god, are you ugly. I've never SEEN an uglier woman."
Well, now the woman is pissed, she goes into the store and complains to the manager. The manager apologizes profusely and promises that it will never happen again.
The next morning, the woman walks past the parrot and the parrot says "Hey, Lady."
The woman stops and says "Yes?"
The parrot says "You know."
The woman doesn't respond and goes on to work.
On her way home, she walks past the parrot, and the parrot says "Hey Lady, Oh my god, are you ugly. I've never SEEN an uglier woman."
Well, now the woman is pissed, she goes into the store and complains to the manager. The manager apologizes profusely and promises that it will never happen again.
The next morning, the woman walks past the parrot and the parrot says "Hey, Lady."
The woman stops and says "Yes?"
The parrot says "You know."
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